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Spellcheck: Spelling Bee
Spellcheck: Spelling Bee

Episode 路 11 months ago

Alston vs. Adara

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In this episode of Spellcheck: Spelling Bee, these pimps go head-to-head on helmets, movies, and mom's texts. Who will come out on top?

(Re-upload of our first in-studio episode from 8/13/21... stay tuned for our SEASON 2 PREMIERE)

Your recording. Hello, welcome to spell check, the Internet's first and only premiere casual spelling be competition. My name is Kevin Douglas, I am your handsome host, and today we have two beautiful guests with me today and a live studio audience. Would my two beautiful guests please introduce themselves and tell us your favorite words? I insist you go first. I'm a Dara. Here I am and know my favorite word could be for lunking. All Right, my name is Austin through and my favorite word would be dame balls. That's an inside joke that no one will understand because that happened off are. I love it what our life studio audience like to introduce themselves. They don't have to. Sure. I'm here to be the funniest person, even though I'm not even being recorded, to have the time. I've the best lad. This is Kate, but she's arling. She's pretty cool too. This isle's good. This is a very, the very special episode of spell check. This is our first episode in real life. Well, let's let's have a round of applause. That's right. For that. That's right. Okay, we are going to go over. I'm going to go over the rules, open it up to questions, anything before we get started. Let's do it. Is Austin's ready? Austin's balls are quivering at the Oh man. Yes, yes, they are. Understand why we couldn't do this podcast with our pants on, but you know, I guess that's fine. I guess it's the beauty of it being a audio medium. Like you know, we it doesn't matter our appearance. WHO'S gonna know? My face could be my face could be on the back of my back, and the audience would know that I'm a deformed monster. They would just think wow, his voice sounds like it's talking through a shirt. They now, this is a hypothetical. I'm not saying that is where my face is, but not a hypothetical. It's not where my face isn't you know what I mean? Very cool. Okay, I've cued the rules music. That means it's time to say the rules. Welcome to spell check. There are two rounds to spell check. Round one is Billy Madison, that is vocabulary words from grades three through eight courtesy of spelling words, while docom Oh man, round two is walking among giants, which are words from the scripts national spelling be the professional one that they air on es b m. for every correct word you get five points. For every incorrect word you lose ten points. If you get your word wrong, your competitor can steal that word for one point. However, if they get it wrong, they lose two points. Doesn't seem like a big deal, but if at a tight game, that one and two point differential can mean the whole chebaion Oh man. When it comes to clues, you get two clues per round. There's six words and round one, two words and round two you can either either ask the number of letters in the word, ask the number of times a certain letter appears in the word, or you can ask what the blank letter of the word is, the first, second, third, so on and so forth. However, you cannot use more than one clue or the same word. In addition, in round two, when you're walking among the giants, you are allowed to type out the word on your phone in your notes APP once. Once you hit the space bar, if you see the little red line, that's it. Be forewarned. IPHONE doesn't like fancy words. Sometimes, even if you get it right, it might still give you a red underline. However, typing it out gives you a visual aid, because it's really hard when you're just guessing off the top of your head. You can ask for the definition the word origin or you can ask me to use it in a sentence. But if I use it in a sentence, you can bet your bottom dollar I'm gonna be cheeky...

...about it. Okay, well, I time. That's so wonderfect. With the music, I might have to do some stuff in post, but I'm hoping I can just like dippity Buffy Boop, just send this shit straight. That's right, live to the air waves. Sure we ever have? Yes, this is not a family friend. The podcast. We've got the E for explicit baby. Oh she we've already talked about balls, so I mean, but you know dot balls, her tea basketballs. Did say Austin's balls were quick. Yeah, he's holding he's no, he's holding three baseballs. He's holding three baseballs. He's juggling them as sort of like, oh it again. It's audio medium. I'm not sure why he brought the juggling balls, but I appreciate it every I think it's very sexy. With an ie of that's that's my spelling. Bee. Do you have your own spelling podcasts. Word it's just words that you created spelling for and no one ever gets them right. Maybe will have to collamb and I think, I think it'll be a good partner. This is the beginning of a beautiful okay, all right, all right, I say we'd go for it. I'm feeling. I'm feeling. Have you had anybody that's gone negatives? You know, most of the time. Actually we've had a newer positive scores than negative scores. Our highest victory score was forty one. It was a perfect game and a steal. Oh, our lowest score was negative seventy six. Oh, that's a job for negative behind you. I'm going for a zero. I think the lows you can get is technically negative, negative eighty eight, because no, no, negative ninety six, because you get every word wrong and then you steal other person's every word and then you get every steal wrong and then that's sixteen boss points. Yeah, that's all right. So D are shooting from negative ninety six. It's like golf. Yeah, you're trying to get ours negative seven. Yeah, I mean honestly, for the average scores in this game so far, that's probably pretty close. Before we start, can I just say Bimbo Rights. Thank you, Bimbo Rights, and I agree. I agree. Okay, wait, no, that's not you're not whose a Jesus just because I'm Mexican. No, it's just because you heard it here first, because I love of him. He's always on the mountain cotton for K Austin, you are our first competitor. I am going to keep points on my little notes APP all right, and at the end will will do those score updates as we as we go on. Okay, Alston, Wye, Oh, and funny banters encourage. So if a word makes you think of a funny story or a fun fact, just go for it, because you know, this is a podcast after all, and we need to waste as much time as possible. Yes, you know, this isn't prices right, I got I got balls on my mind. Sorry, price is wrong. It's funny that we've talked about ball so much, because your word is reminiscent. It was just scrum. Are you ready for your third grade word? Alston? Oh, mad it's a lot of pressure. If I fuck this up, I'm gonna go home. And I've got my finger hovering over the sound board. I hope I press the right one. Your third grade word is balloon, balloon. Okay, Woll B a lll Oh ohn, that is correct. Okay, I was like Wa would have a sweating. I'm like, can pe episode the Dude, you really jumped right in. You didn't? There was no second thoughts. I guess third grade. What is that? Nine? Nine, nine year olds and my smart and in nine or way nine, aged nine. You know it's it's funny. The origin of that word is from French balloon or Italian balloon, balloon. HMM, sorry Italians, but that that the literally translate to large ball. I guess you could say Alstin's got a big set of balloons on him. I have a funny story about water balloons. Say I. It's actually one of my greatest points of shame and there's a video of this and my face wood turn red and I'd leave the room any time it came up. I threw a lot of temper tantrums when I was a kid and we were in the backyard of my dad's house and we had a hot Bougie, Bougie, she writes, and Bimbo Right, Bougie writes, and we were playing this game with water balloons. It was like a what's it called? Sacrifice fly? What's the game? CROUPLES, literally growth. You. You would play it play sports. You throw the ball really high in the air and everyone...

...try to scramble to catch it. Oh, yeah, what is it? Guy? It's like we called Kay at a wedding. That's the same. It's the same as that, but with catch and get something points. Yeah, dead or alive? Right, maybe Luka. I can't believe I can't remember the name, the kid friendly way to bully people, and we can think about it every way to bully people friendly. It's good specific tipt back in the middle little kids centric. But we were playing that with water balloons and we were down to one water balloon and we weren't we weren't throwing it way up in the air like it was more like just a game of catch, but like we were trying to like get farther and farther each time, and we got down to the last water balloon and I guess my dad thought it would be funny to just take he thought there were more balloons after this, but he thought it'd be funny to like tease us and like pretend to throw it at us and then chuck it directly on the ground, and he does that and then I start crying and he's like what? I'm like, there are no more water balloons, and he's like no, there's no the we're all right, hush. He felt terrible. And then there's they took I don't know why the fucking video camera came out after this, but I'm in the hot tub, bawling my eyes out, screaming. I'm sitting in a fucking con jump and my dad's like trying to calm me down and I'm just like the saying it so like that that there's still a dvd of that and I see it because it is. It's like a bunch of family stuff. And then it just says Kevin Water balloon on the DVD, infamous, and I'm so scared it's gonna pop up one day, I like my wedding or something, the viral. I fuck even like talking about it now. I'm getting we're going to move on. We're gonna move on. Adar, are you? Are you ready for your third grade word? Yes, okay, that's funny that you say you're going to get it wrong, because the word is wrong wait, I'm just gonna it's wrong. That's wrong. Yeah, right, by that I mean that's wrong spelt correctly. Yay. Did you know that the origin is from late Old English, rang, from old norse, wronger, which means a rye and unjust when use that for no one rang, ring man, that's rang. So rain. Jesus, Guy, I'm nothing. I'm having a great time. You know, this is exciting and this has happened every other game, but I still want to celebrate it. You are both in the positives. Wow, I just want to have a big round of applause for that. The big and we're gonna cut them off and make it big. They all died instantly. The applause ors nothing in the podcast. PODCASTERS died over. Only the guests are left. Final destination the PODCAST. Okay. Also, now you're ready for your fourth grade word, Rad who? Okay, I'm right. Your fourth grade word, and remember, you can ask for definition. You can ask for origin this one. You you should ask for definition here. Okay. Your fourth grade word is cottage. Cottage. What is the definition of cottage? Sure there's two definitions. According to Oxford. One is a small, simple house, typically one near a lake. Or Beach. The other stop the music here. The other is to perform homosexual acts and a public bathroom. Well, yeah, it is. Hold. It actually also has a really funny story about that. Hey, y'all, yeah, funny. A black. Actually, I don't remember this. When is it didn't even specify it as slang, like it just said. That's the second definition cott yeah, it's okay. I've never heard of cottage associated with anything of the LGBTQ. That's very heterosexual as you but but I'm not. I'm just hearing a I'm just ignorance. The urban dictionary infiltrated. You know that the guys I'm in. I'm in. It was a crossover episode. Oxford and urban dictionary were like, yeah, who's gonna know? Nobody's gonna know. Let's see if anyone notices. We notice, motherfucker, your words. Cottage, cottage, same cottage as cheese. Cottage, cheese. Yeah, Oh, okay, see. Oh, Oh God, t e. Oh God, it's a two or one? Oh God, I'm gonna go with two. Tea's AG cottage.

That's it's a fat L. It's one. That is correct. Oh No, what it's believe in myself as weird. Make sure you heard it. Congratulations. Thanks. I'm a fourth grader. Now you've reached double digits. Your human it's a fourth grade. Did you have a good time in fourth grade? Yeah, it was great. You know, I had a blacked that for a little bit. I don't know what happened there, but you know, yes, I'm sorry, like in fourth grade, just like you know just now. Oh, okay, I was it. What were you? Were you? Were they feeding you? The school lunches? Man? Yeah, how to get you meat, love, meat lot. Fridays. What's in the men's pizza? Fridays it is meat. Look, Tuesdays, the right school. God Damn. Okay, you ever had flex big daddy's? Yeah, the worst thing. So good. We're like Papa John I mean Papa Johns was high school elementary. Was Like your big daddy's pizza. Oh, it was a big daddy's, big daddy's ant, like we had big daddy's just recently. Yeah, that's like three am drunk pizza. Yeah, I don't like. Who the fuck made this trash? They've got that to you. They brought that to your school. Yeah, it was like every Friday or something, and they're like that big daddy's pizza. I'm like, what of? I guess if you run a big daddy's pizza shop, you like, okay, our main demographic that will tolerate us are drunk people, see, but there's a lot of people were missing out on, pacifically sober people. How do we get the sober market? Children? Yeah, I didn't even know that it was an actual like Pizzaia, that like existed company. I literally thought it was like the school to just made something up to make kids like, I hate it's legit. You're like yeah, Big Daddy's pizza. Like the fuck is this ghetto shit? I don't want this. I don't like the implications of that. Like the schools is like we are Big Daddy, we are providing you pizza. I was like, who thought of this? Till I realize I'm like, Oh, this is real. Oh, we when I was an elementary school, we just had like the personal pizzas. Oh yeah, it was like in a it's like a gooey bowl. Yeah, circular. Right, you could like scoop out with the spoon the cheese and tomato and weird crusted around it. Right. Oh, yeah, so bad. And I started high school we had really, really good lunches. There was like a there's a good Chinese food day and they had like actual like takeout, essentially, like in this little like want boxes. And then Michelle Obama decided we needed to eat healthier, and so I got you get milk, so you can. That was the Messhelle Mama Diet. She said, let there be milk pizza. Thankose and tolerant die. This is Joe Biden's only. Get Milk. This is your bones are strong, but at what cost? Thanks Obama. Okay, Rah Seeeah, we're still play. are still doing colling, you're still spell. We could start like I was hoping. You t about about. I just don't know anything. Your word, your fourth grade word, is allow, follow, F oh L Ow, follow. That is correct, baby, look out fourth graders. Wow, steal your fucking lunch. Okay, Daddy's I don't enjoys life. Kevin's giving me the thumbs up. It's an audio medium. That can check that. I've got witnesses here. Everyone knows. Hello, I'm here to testify. I can't, I can't get canceled before this podcast even gets more than fifty listeners. Like can I at least get to a hundred. I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll I'll release this information once recording on your phone. I'm like a cropping this out of the episode in your seat, like under the table. You're like, yes, they'll know. My one goal is to cancel Kevin. Happen? All right, fifth grade, WHO's the grade? First Year of my life? I I if I'm going to be straight up, I don't have a lot of fun like anecdotes, because I don't remember a single thing that happened to me before like Sophomore Year of VI school. It's ment illness and that. Oh No, he had to bring you vibe down. Well, it's great for me. was over you. You clearly remember the food. That's true, so we'll just keep it bad things. Well else. Did you had a bad time in fifth grade? Yeah, I'm pretty I'm like least ninety six percent share. My teacher was like racist, Whoa. Yeah, funny story. I was pretty angsty. I was a quite the angsty child elementary, like you...

...know, when everyone's like teenage angks, you know, all that kind of stuff. You know, like that's the usual time for I got there earlier. I got that out of the way. First grade and I was over here like brooding, like first grade. Also over here is like I hate everybody and heat, like if you were wearing eyeliner and side drawing the big S has, but like in red, like yeah, right, what? Oh, Whoa? But not that bad. How did you know? But Um, yeah, element she was a that's when I got all my angst out. And then middle school, high schoolumber. I was like no, I'm gonna be happy, positive guy. But elementary also knows, like I'm a cute you. It's literally I literally said that to somebody. Got said to like the officer, like you can't say that. I'm like why not? You're like probably because it's not good. Like yeah, I guess you right. You know, I never understood as a kid I would get in trouble for doing finger guns, and now I'm older I understand that. But my mom would get pissed at me. I'd be like she would say, don't do that, Kevin, you were just doing your best spider man impression. You kill me. He's like, oh, you mean like email. Yeah, is that what you look like in second grade? That's what I'm pictured. was like that's yeah, good times. All right. Also, that's okay. We'll get past elementary. You have any middle school memories, like an Awkward Dance? I'm sure I've got plenty of Awkward Dance Memories from High School. I got some I got from last week. Look, you are in a FROT. You probably have some more recon we got some saucy words coming up. I think, I think, maybe that'll trigger something. Alston, you might have a connection to this word. Okay, your fifth grade word is protection. Protection, what's that? Your mom should have used it. Oh, okay, wrote up the music. I think at wounds this cat. This calls for a sad trumpet. He's got time to think about it. That's what this has written. That's what I always needed. Austin, protection, something your pair didn't use, and I'm glad they didn't. Thanks protection. P. P. Yeah, P, there's a lot of PA. How many PAS are you talking about? How this is one thing I have. Those four peas were okay, protection. Here. Oh, T E C T. Iow in full pic show that it's correct. Well done. Yeah, weren't you glad use protection? I'm glad you self protection what? I'm not sure what you do in your personal life, but I protecommend everyone use for studying a helmet, like a helmet when you're having sex. I'm sorry, saw helmet stays all but no, I'm allergic to latex. To for the helmet, for the helmet. My Hair's too long. Okay, ADA, we're fifth grade. Okay, this is another this is another word. I hope. I guess I'm I did have fun and I could say I got a lot of pleasure out of fifth grade. Is that my word? Is My word? Pleasure, words, pleasure, he a s you are pleasureleasure. That is correct. Like, Babe, I don't feel any pleasure when I've got the condom. I don't feel any pleasure when I don't have the helmet off. The helmet back on. Was that good for you? I just snorted direct microphone. We're gonna think like there was like a gun shot outside. No, that was just me some you're gonna get big and your fans are going to compile every snort you've ever done. One Hour Kevin Snort, the snort compendium. Is that gonna BE? Is that going to be making fun of me, or is that gonna be one of those weird fetish it's gonna be a weird fetish thing. It's like eight hours of Kevin like lip smacking. Oh No, and then the next the the someone like records all that and it makes a ten hour mix. I have many laughs. I have really good laughs and I have a different plethora of laughs and I like, I think that those are good for compilations. They'll make a sound. What's it called on the APP? It's a soundboard. Oh, I'll have my own sound board. Sound board, that's...

...right. Oh Shit, oh, I hope so. I it's nice to be in person because when we were doing it over zoom, I didn't want to laugh because it would zoom does the stupid thing where it like if you make any sound, you you just buy default interrupt the other person. Zoom can't handle two people sharing sound at once, and it's just like I would just laugh empty breath. I'd be like, man's will be your diet. I was like, I want to share my laughs with the world, but I can't until I get in a real space. But now we're in a real space in an undisclosed government location. So it does weird things to the audio too. I've noticed like even with like really good audio equipment like it like downgrades your audio for some reason like zoom, but that could just be me. I think you're right. I listened to myself like on seem I was like wait, no, my mic stuffinite better. Yeah, it's Nice for recording straight into audacity live the worst, the worst audio editing, but it's the only one to know to use free and it's free. I do have access to adobe through one of my other jobs, so I should. I should learn free. I including this for this. You get paid for this? Not yet. I do pay. I pay for it. Hell yeah, it's you. Sign up on that Patreon if you brom by. Hello fresh that never were my first not sponsors. So I'm hoping they'll actually sponsor. Every episode has a not sponsor. At the end they'll be a little break where one of you was doing something. I won't give it away yet, but during, during that, I think my not sponsored and I'm hoping eventually someone will hear that at who works for those companies and be like, let us, let us sponsor squares pace. We are a halfway through Billy Madison Round and it is all tied up and it's all perfect so far. Just this is pretty good. Fifteen for Austin, fifteen for a Dora. So let's go ahead and give a round of applause for that. We're not under read. So yeah, very exciting, because if you get a perfect game, you do get a hundred dollars. But a perfect game means lit yeah, you taunting me. Don't know a perfect game. You do one a hundred dollars, but a perfect game constitutes you getting every word right and your opponent getting every word wrong and then you stealing every one of their words. So the split if we couldn't complain. That's why I only tell people halfway through. It's also it's also a way to test who's which. My fathers actually listening to the podcast, because then if they come in colluding, then I know that they care about me and listen to my pok. All right, cheek M A change my identity. You friend him, Jerry, I don't like your friend. Also like clearly, you guys aren't cooking or cleaning your house or going at lunch. I've got to finish a podcast. I'm already working on what you listening to. I'm ever use. You don't want to give them free publicity? No, I just it's embarrassing to say the name of it is it. My Dad would actually finished that one. It's called Dungeons and Daddy. I've heard good things about that. Funny. Yeah, it's so funny. Okay, wow, wow, whoa, I met my limit. Did you not get my writer? I actually no burping. Oh, that was that. That was in the contract. Keven all right, craft services is just outside and it was what? What's that thing that makes you burpy, surprised? Spray, spicy, jodie pop. We're we're on the crispiest. We're on just sixth grade now, which is when I started middle school. I know it's when most people were finishing elementary school, which hear what grade? Sixth Grade, grade six, I think. I don't remember. What's this? Continua Austin? Yeah, I bet you did a lot of this in sixth grade. Plenty. You got you got, you know, girls in the classroom with their shoulder out, and I bet you gazed. Wow, but you you gaze at that mailed and he's the male gaze. I can feel your male gaze on me right now. Sorry, your word, your six words, is it's the gay's agenda. It's gays. That of the past and version of this word just present tense gaze gays and I can use it in a sentence. I can use it origin. Yes, told me, told me to origins of gays. Sure, I like this one. The origin is from late metal English. Okay, it's perhaps related to obsolete Gau, which is the root of Gawk. And God means to heed. You, Dick Gulk, and me, you God Massa, stop galking. Do you buy my thought? I do.

I bite my thumb. Do you bite your thumb at me, sir? All right, let's do this. Gay's hi, hello on here. He sell the plural way, you get extra points. I mean you lose ten points, but you'll get two extra points if you spell it that way. So it's a negative eight net. A small price to pay. The first of issue. Now here win. She a Z E gay's. That is correct. Hey, well done. I just think it's a little homophobic. Yeah, but like, I don't know, I just thant funny. I can't go. If you don't want all kids eight points, Austin, I want. You've really upset the LGBT. You know there's a casual spelling be competition when there's no stakes, and you just threw all of all of us under the bus. Austin canceled and, Oh God, yes, we're taking the heat offs top. Don't even remember. Can at me it. I love it. Advocated bullying children, I think, or something. I don't think anyone here has done that. Bully to child. was bullied up in elementary. I had enough. I Know Daddy's PA was the bully, busy getting bullet. I was the bully, not the bully. Or that was really good. I can see why. Oh my God, get away the Duel Switcheroo here, Justin I feel bullied. I feel bullied. I will say the popular kids in my high school where the Yearbook Team, and I think that says a lot about my high school. I'll tell you what I think. The popular kids in any high school are not making a podcast right now. Oh, I don't think that's the end result. They're busy selling there crocking multilevel marketing. Hey, person I never talked to, remember me. Let's be friends. Hey, Bestie, I noticed your hair was a little dry and flaky. And if you want to fix that and start your own business and make up to six figures and a year, do you want financial freedom? Do you want to be your own business person, start your own business. Heard the word entrepreneur. A bonus one point. Of Either of you can spell entrepreneur, I will say it's on the back of your laptop. Fuck, okay, I forgot that. there. I gotta eat. Okay, that's related to one of my other jobs. I can't say where I do that job because I again trouble. No, I will bleep you and post do impose. Okay, I'm gonna just keep saying it. So you have a lot of work to do. No, no, they're always listening. Okay, sixth. Great, Wow, we not even done this yet. Okay, wait, we did your six years. We did. I do know. We haven't done yours yet. It's your turn, and your word. You're six tee words. Your unbelievable. I've just fell your as well. No, I just wanted missing. Can't wait to spell this wrong. You and bee L IE BE ABLI leving goes wrong is correct. Man, there are so many letters in you get a small round of applause for that hard Arey, Bimbo right and boo rights. It's still a perfect score, which means this guy needs to tone it down. He's like Yo, getting all little Sassy. I can't believe it's Austin or me? What did I do? The Clapper? The man? Oh, that was it's applause, nightclub applause. That's club to these sound as. I us. Okay, your seventh grade. Word little school now, unless we were already there. Some people. Oh, yeah, we yeah, I'll stand a seven, eighth grade. Do you even listen to me? What school experience was your mom's texting? Yeah, who wants to read my Mom's text with me? would be something like deeply personal. This is a new segment on the show. It's called a Dars Bob. So it's it's about my brother's birthday. My brother's born on Thanksgiving. Oh, WHOA or him? That's an applause. Moi Hate thanksgiving. Yeah, fuck you thanks giving. Yeah, Fuck thanksgiving. Yeah, Christopher Gilm, this clumb in the the what are they called? Elgrams, Tel gram fuck him. The Turkey...

...pilgrims are pilgrims were actually aliens. You know, if you did believe that, I would accept I would say, yeah, that that's Kevin Correct. I'd be like, yeah, he watches the history channel. Yeah, I know where. We don't know that they weren't alien. This is now conspiracy podcast. We're coming. All our basis. Oh, I have I have music for those. The buzz words, true crime. This podcast is brought to you by cereal, the SWEIRD, the food, not deal killing, not the EMSER pod. We did it, rousted flakes, we done it. CURIO's. Little Danny Jenkins was a big fan of cereal, but he wouldn't be for long when noted serial killer captain crunch kidnapped him from his home, the beginning of a narrative podcast called Crunchville. This time, like the sound. We gotta recorded. You just go back to this. Oh wait, we have to make sure intellectual property Crunchville is ours. We claim copyrighted. Little Danny Dankins is my intellectual property at the rest. Free Danny, Dame Danny, did Danny Dank Little Danny Dankins. Tm Um, that's my child's name. All Right, Austin, that's do. We've delayed a long enough. Yeah, your seventh grade word is biscuit. This kit I need the origin for this one. Sure Middle English from old French. Attend from old French. Bisqui, based on Latin beasts, which means twice, plus coctoos, classed participle of Kuku to cook. So named because originally biscuits were cooked and a two full process, first baked and then dried out in a slow oven so that they would keep. Can I have a biscuit? Can you have a biscuit? I want to biscuit in like right now. Can we order it? I don't have I'm hungry. Cap. Put the pause. The shot is Jimmy John Serf biscuity. They are freaking fast. sponsor. Let me, let me call to this, Sanderste here. Okay, let's do this this. Okay, biscuits, B I s Seeu at es queet. That is correct. A Moon. No, yeah, it's your heart out, Colonel Sanders, work words are too easy this time. Watch me get this one wrong. After he says just our mind, everyone has dumb Molton this one. I like this word. I like this word. I hope you like this word. You might not like this. I want to start the music until you give me the okay, because I want you to sit on it. Oh Ye, your word, because I this is a word. They came up a lot in high school geometry and I always felt it run own. Your word is parallel. Okay, I think I can do it. Parallel P ARE AL l, parallel, Carol, that is correct. Who? Hell? Yeah, Paril, you guys haven't used any clues. I all should for getting the roles. I'm a friend, I don't need your phone. A friend, you still have no you still have two clues left this round in both of you. I gave heart eighth grade words, so I would say you're allowed to use you're allowed to use two clues too close for this word, if you want to, because then then we graduate, right, because then you graduate from Billy Madison and then you walk among the giants. Wow, gross spurt. This is crazy. We've never had two people everywhere and smart. Yeah, we've never had cute people who are also smart on this podcast. Wow, I hope everyone who's ever been on this show listen to the Kevin Dard here just said. No one's been cute. Isn't it? Smarts or worst? If I say you were all cute and not smart or all smart and not cute, obviously being cute is more important. That's true. That's we do live under a male gaze that gays being God's thanks God. Yeah, got, that's true.

That is true. Your eighth grade word, Alstone, do you have any fun stories from eighth grade. Eighth Great Man, let me think. Did you see the movie eighth grade? Oh, I still. I saw my bucket list. I say, I gotta watched to buckets like ninety years old, like much watch watching is grade. I must be met me the youth. But list, watch live. Bucket list ass same difference. If you're a movie lover, they're the same. There's nothing on your bucket list that isn't a movie. It's true. Jesus climb out Everest. No, watch Everest, starting Jake Jillan Hall. All right, he's great. I think own there was this. Yeah, yeah, there was this really interesting time. So my friend and I is just what you know, after the day before spring break. All right, so it's like me, my best friend and then two girls, one I have whom I had a crush on. But we're just going to get lunch when over there just in it for just we're just getting lunched, for just bu chilling US friends. And some reason, for some reason, my best friends like this just start doing some days like what a am public restaurants like? Yeah, it was talking like it was a down all of garden. Are we talking like a Jape? It was a dollar, thirty five scoop Chinese past and we just got out of school. We're just sitting there like both of us, you know, respectively, with you know, pair it up here and he's like, I dare you to kiss me on the cheek, and then she's like okay, kiss is someone cheek. And me over here being just on Godly Awkward, and I was just like an ate, you know, like my orange chicken and I'm just like straight Um, and I looked at her and she looked at me and we're just kind oft in his limbo wor up, like Oh, should I do this? Should I not? Should I ask? And then I just I just didn't do anything and it was it was painful. Well, painful all eighth grade, Austin. Why? That's it was just because you were so respectful and so chivalrous. You said, if she wants to kiss my cheek, she'll bring it up, because then, because then he he are he made the first move, you know, he made the dare first, because then if I said that, then it would just be copying. Yeah, like I don't want to copier. That be toxic. Men like well, let's get old these goost, because there's the g yeah, I ain't no phony, I Hain't no phone. They're like, we came out here for a nice lunch and now we're smooching cheeks. Like I'm like, you know, I just wanted some some orange chicken. I wanted someone. I dare you, I dare you to showed up and keep getting your orange chicken. And I dare you you. But it is well, because he had to leave. And then I walk them both home and Yeah, gentlemen, and he got a kiss from both double chicken that they I won. You Girls, one che might, one cheek. That's not very pretty. Skinny cheeks. Don't know, I've been pretty trumming. I was picturing on the other side. If you want two girls to cheeks, to girls. She's too furious. Yeah, we're on this area, we're on the same wavelength. But yeah, that there's this random story I just popped in my head. It's good, it's great. I I was like my biggest crush ever. The time happened in eighth grade. It got me to audition for the school play because I found out she was trying out and I was like, Oh my God, what if we both get the leads and we have to kiss each other. Then we did. That was my kiss. That was my first kiss. Was Yo, like it wasn't on state. No, was not cute. It was always so weird. We had to the the director. She like had everyone else leave rehearsal and then she was like just it was just us two. Oh God. I was like, okay, it's just so it's not awkward later, so you're not doing in front of a bunch of people later. I'm just like doing in front of just you. It's probably worse. But and then she's like I'm a step out. No, it was. It was weird because it started out with like well, first of all I felt like my breath is horrible, so I was like, you have a gum, and then she was like I have lollipops. So I have like a little, like blueberry flavored lollipop, and I was like, I guess it's the best you're gonna get. Better than the root beer, I guess, and that and that circumstance. But there was like it was it was the musical guys and dolls and there's a scene where she gets drunk in Havana, Cuba and is like all over him and I don't know if the script specifies this or if they just blocked it this way, but weird for eighth graders. She like just like drunkenly stumbled onto my lap and then like kissed me while I was sitting in the chair,...

...like a big like at m why, you know, Hmmm, and so it was really awkward. She was like no, it needs to seem like you guys like each other. Such we had to do it again, and like we did do it again. It was like fucking weird. Yeah, oh Jeez, really suspicious. No, she's a very sweet lady. She just she had I was I was horribly awkward and I had horrible hygiene, and so she like trained me how to have more swag. Swagger, this was the swag ere. This isn't the world. was like invented in the mainstream. So she literally used that word. She would like walk me around the stage, like making me stand up straight and like with like a book in my back. So she was trying really hard to make me seem cool and it was it was my fault that the kiss was like very forced, because I never kissed a girl before. I was fucking scared. So I was like lips curled in my God, because I was like I was excited to kiss my crush, but I was also like I felt so bad, MMM, because I was just like very insecure and I was like, yeah, she doesn't want I also, to make it worse, I asked her out after the casting happened, because I was like, Oh my God, we have two kiss him the play. So like you want to date. Was Becaus for real, and then she she said no, obviously, because this is we weren't really friends. I just asked her before. I know, horrible. It was horrible Lissa after. But yeah, that was but then I overcorrected after the play and I became like a douchebag. But I won't tell that story today. I'll save that for another but like that was the beginning of very short metamorphosis, which is your word. Also, Jay Segue. I didn't even plan that. Holy Moley. Your word, Austin, is your final word for Billy Madison. At a morphosis. How many a's are in this? There's one a WHO almost played myself there. It does a good clue. Thank you. As a good clue. HMM, the MORPHOUSS. I got another clue. Right, I can shout. I use it, he said, if you want to. All right, what's the other or you can, I mean you could say it to you have three next round. Three, next. I just invented that rule. Yeah, Oh, if you want three for the next rounds, you can use two for one of the harder words. Oh, I thought. Oh Man, I was on the option that, if I like, all the clues beset for the next that's usually how it is, but I'm feeling generous. He waited for you to use one to tell you thought to break the trend, literally doing this as we go along. I did play, Madam I gave out half points last game because there was a breaking dawn reference. So it's very it's very team. What team when we O on here? Team Edward, Edward, obviously really team at Bart though. I mean Jacobs clearly better for her, but like Edward would watch her sleep. I just watched twilight for the first time last week and that's absolutely I like the way. You know, I watched every single one except for twilight, and then I watched it and he's just like standing there and she's us. I'm so sorry, but she's just standing there and she like he's just watching her sleep and she's like Oh, like, no, what have you guys see that? Have you guys seen the behind the scenes for twilight? Like, like you watch her sleep on set. It's so funny because you don't like when Jacob Turns into this wolf or whatever. Well, we're actually happens on set is like he's in this really like ugly gray jump suit, just like an all gray, and he minds out the motions of the wolf. So during the shoot he would literally walk up and I put his head up against like or like towards Emma's Stewart and and she would have to pat his head. So I probably when you're watching these movies, like she looks so uncomfortable, like the whole time. Like why does she look so uncomfortable? She's pad. It's probably because she's like holding back like laughter or just be like what am I doing here? You be your boyfriend's a friend more too. I got paid five million dollars for this and it's still not enough. Metamorphosis. Oh yeah, m et a M Oh our he h e Sis. That is incorrect. First wrong. Oh, I thought it was gonna be like a really loud buzzer. Yeah, there's a jumped out of his scene,...

...just like deck me in the face. Round round is a Fuzzer, but round one is just a little d damn a don do you want to steal this word? Oh Shit, that was a thing. I'M gonna try. All right, all right, oh wait, no, dangerous game, the wrong sound. I know, was kind of hard. There we go. Okay, metamorphosis, e t A. Oh r, H oh s I s metamorphosis. That is correct. Anesot, baby, Damn, damn, it is the o e of salts are clown. Well done. Let's get a more force in, a big applause in here for that forces, not more of the metamorphosis. So that gives Austin minus ten and a Dara. It's a little plus one. YEA TENNIS A lot. That's so stress. I actually have something that just popped up. I gotta go get another podcast. You had another. Yeah, you know, it's the cooler podcast. It's cooler. There's no cooler podcast. It's just me. What's cool. It's just is it like jeopardy where they spell the word and you have to pronounce it correctly? Yeah, the rival podcasted by Devin couglis. Yeah, I like in better. Fuck you. He's really fucking short. That's really short story. But Dora, AL TAZAR and Falston. Oh okay, all right. Well then that puts a Dara and a slightly. But look out, baby, let's let's see if that holds up after this word they won't. I also give you a tough word and the round and you still have two clues, and the clues roll over if I don't use them. Only one clue can roll over. Ask for the definition for this word, because I find this interesting that the definition is what it is your word. If I'm just telling people what to ask me, you're ask me anything. Your word is phenomenon. Oh my God, okay, can I have the definition? Sure a phenomenon is a fact or situation that is observed to exist or happen, especially one who's cause or explanation is in question. See the fact that it's especially like hmm me rattling these keys is technically a phenomenon because it's something that was observed to happen. Why? It's not especially a phenomenon, but it is a phenomenon. So next time you see anything, just be like wow, that was phenomenal and they'll be like what do you mean, because it happened and I have accept a chair. Wow, and I observed it. If you observed it, it's a phenomenon, so stick me. If it's someone, they will never talk to you. But tree falls in a forest and no one's around to observe it, is it phenomenal? The answer is no. I do think logging is one of the only real jobs. I say this a lot, but I think logging is one of the only true professions. If you're not a logger, are you don't even have a job for t see, the thing with the microphones is you can hear up close when I snort. I got right in your ears and snort. That's what you did, crystal. Don't be technology. All Right, I'm ready to all right, your word is okay, phenomenon. What? Sorry, I'm reading the rules and I got I confused myself. Okay, I'm just gonna go for it. Phenomenon P H E and oh M E N O and phenomenon. Damned. That is correct. There we go. I was gonna end it with a m until Kevin said it a bunch of times talking and my head it was phenomenon, phenomen, phnomen. Mum, that sounds like a mom and power in movie, but number mom, my mom, straight to video, starting a May Pole. Yeah, okay, wow,...

...so not only you got the steel, but you got another correct word. And let me, am I dumb? Am I better than every okay, the end of Billy Madison. Oh Round, Oh man, the current scores. Austin sits at fifteen and a door sits at thirty one. Yeah, that losing one word is it's here that it's broom me. This is damage underdog allston. Yeah, please root for me. This walking with giants. Oh, okay, here we go. Play the awesome to walking among giants. This is like win lights and not a trap. It's called Jefferson. I'm not sure why this like Thomas Jefferson and Hamilton Vibes. I don't know. In round two, you have another two clues. Austin, you saved a clue. Yes, you didn't use any clues. You both have three clues this round, just to keep it even. That's why I held me back. You can again ask the number of letters that never times a certain letter appears with the blank letter of a word is and you're allowed to type that out on your notes. App Let me check, because sometimes these words have a red underline, and I think all of these they showed up in Google, which usually means they'll show up on your iphone. Way To assume we all have iphone. Yeah, sorry, else, maybe I don't know how I enjoyed spell check. I'll use one of your phones. Yeah, okay, so far they all come out as correct. Just gonna look at your phone like and okay, yeah, if you get it right, you'll know right away. So that gives you a little bit of an edge. Up Again, I'm provoking my rights to be used here. Cancel everything. please. BLEEP my name out when Leep. Every time I'm like talking. It's a okay. Are you ready to walk among the giants? Austin, a giant. You are a giant. This awkward pose. You trying to think US something clever? I for the theme of this the theme of this one. Usually we find so I find words in the actual two thousand and twenty one script spelling be and it's usually a bunch of different kids. But I noticed Bavana Medini, who got third place. She had a bunch of fun words and all that I think are doable. So this episode is the Bavana Medini episode, because all of these are words she spelt correctly on her way to winning third place. Proud of her. She's my hair, she's icon. Anyone who can spell them, any words, honest. Yeah, she's like they're thirteen or fourteen. Very, very good, very good, very good stone spelling. Me Once when I was a kid and I got to shake either the mayor, I think, the mayor's hand. Wow, what like a like a school, like a little it was like I don't remember how I ended up there, but it was a little hometown. And then mayor, fucking like handcock or some stupid there's you, here's mayor back then. Now he probably wasn't. Maybe it wasn't big guy with the tiny hands. It wasn't the guy with the tiny hands, Corey Gardener. He was not a part of this. That's he ever a mayor is? I don't think so. He was like, I know he was some sort of senators around. I know is in high school rose. We would look, we would pull up pictures of him and we would go, I'm Corey Gardener, I have tiny hands, and then I would photoshop a little baby hands off, because I went to a very cool and popular kids school. What is it with conservative politicians and having small hands into fingers look like little baby. Is that why they run for office? Because they like feel insecure? I need something. They need a job where they have to have a show fur because they can't hold their hands around the stair. My Friends Dad, he was college roommates with Marco Rubio. Oh, and apparently was a gay. Now you as, is he okay? Oh, I was like, I don't know. Is that when you think the story is going? Imagine if I out in Marco Rubio on this spelling G podcast. Not My part of my friends. My friends, they they were college roommates and they...

...would be having drinks and pot and you'd be partying and Mark Ruby would always sit and like hang out with them, but he would never do any of the drugs, any of the drinking, and he always said no, I can't, I can't do anything that could smear my reputation. I'm going to be president one day, Niche. So first of all, yeakes like. So I don't want someone to be president if they haven't been black out at least one point in our life. They need to like it tells you don't know what the common man goes through. If you, if you never hear about a night you had from some from like five other people's collective stories? If you don't have to play detective to find out what you did last night, then I don't trust you with the nuclear codes. Like you have to have that much thought, critical thinking. Said you could. Okay, so we can all be president, I think everyone at this table. For you to assume I've ever had a drink, I've never. I guess I've never seen you have a you've never had to tell me what I've done. I'm sure plenty of other people. Yeah, all right, yeah, you, Austin. Were you? Were you a quire kid? I'd acquire for like two or three years in elementary. She too bad. I was an orchestra kid. Yeah, are. Were you a music kid? I did, and that's all. I feel like. This words too easy then, because it's related. Like if you did music, you probably know this. I probably won't, but that's all right. You know, I want I want to switch it up. It's too late for the forts. This was a round one word and round one. The vanamaditi spelt this word right. She lost fourteen rounds and finished in third place. The two thousand and twenty one scripts national spelling. Your word is button doing. Your word is for Tsimo. Oh, wow, predicted. Wow, no spelling, ash or Tsimo. If I say it loud enough, like when I get bonus points. If you yell this word as you spell it, then you get half a bonus point. Wow, okay, everyone's everyone's like muting me. I know, I'll normalize it in post. So don't worry, house, we'll fix it. A post will fix it. APOUT. Yea. Well, Tis Moh, this point for him saying British. Run it. We're going with it. Well, Tseem F Oh God, Oh, T I S S I M oh, but t s Bow Austin. That is correct. Oh well, that's quite pleasant. I like this. This my favorite winds. Oh It's Oh yes, rout, all right, well done. Thank you done. It was very obnoxious to know what that accent was. Oh, give me a face, git the Bush skid before I forti me seem all your eyes out. fucking biscuit, I'll throw your rubbish in the bin. That's quite a phenomenon. Phenomenon do you do? Ai, stop galking at me. Before I saw I'm cutting all of this note to self while editing, Delete Austin. Delete Austin and anything that suggested British. Replace it with an AI. Are Blanks, a D are. Are you ready to walk with the giants? Yeah, and round three of the two thousand and twenty one scripts. National spelling be Bavanamaddy got this correct as well. And your word. I want to call it covey, but technically we're going to let her pronounce it for us. Covey, covey, excuse me, covey or covey copy? What did you call me? I'm going to use a clue. Yeeah. How many letters are in this word? Five letters. Shit,...

...it's not the answer I wanted to say this. Chief and definitions. Not a clue. Right, that's no, but can you should ask because it's fun. Can I have the definition? So it's anything like a small party or flock of birds, especially partridges, but it's also a small group of people or things. So right now we are a covey, anyway. Is that correct? Yes, Oh, I, I. I'm torn between two virgins and I feel like this will be really easy to steal if I pick the wrong version. What are the other things I'm allowed to ask for? For Free origin and origin, Oh and I can use in a sentence story. Middle English from old French corvet, Feminine Plus Two part past participle of cover. Oh, cove covet from Latin Cube, Latin Stu Berry, which means lie down. How does that become covey? Yeah, so that made that originally nothing. Yeah, origin herds are more than okay, Covey cobe cut, covey cobe cobe. I like it because it sounds like a cute pet name for COVID. I just keep thinking it's Cafifi. This last of these last years have been so hard. Cody, Covey, Covey, Um, I don't know. CEO Vie that that is incorrect. Yeah, I forgot. I was gonna spell it the other way. It's just set. Okay, I get it. Kevin, I couldn't hear at the first I could. What's okay, Alston, do you want to try to steal this word? Call the Oh God, no, this one is or do it and do it wrong? Covidn't even remember how I spell yeah, like wait, could have paid attentional he smell it wrong the same way. fucking awesome. Scared. You should be have to don't have to steal a five letter word. You don't have to. It's to set this right now. It's actually because she got the steal. She's a head by I think five. I'll let her have that. Thanks, all right, all right. Well, voice, the answer was CEO v e. Why? God Ov that. I was the other way cove, because I was thinking Covin. I was like, I bet it's like I have to end it all. You can't end up before we end the podcast. It was like ham it's called, but I can't early episode. You know. You know how many more listeners you would get for that? Oh, no, people, you know, like more. I would movingly be canceled. It's like Logan Paul and the suicide for here. I'm giving you my permission and I'm actually my will is that you will post it. I put a preface in the episode like Shit went down this episode, but I think it was a learning experience and I think that it's important for us to start a conversation. Spell check. Episode Gone Wrong, Gone Sexual like. Have Y'all seen the movie network? Network, the network, no, just network. I did have it's a it's like a newscaster who's having a psychotic break and he announces he's going to kill himself on air and then people, the newscasters, keep putting him on TV because they're getting higher ratings because no one was watching their new show and now they're watching it because he's having psychotic rants every night. And it's a really good movie. I reckon. It's like a Black Mirror episode. I thought that was it's like that Black Mirror episode. It is kind of like you, I'm joke, totally scope from the movie leaguer's that you don't remember that part's car because I'm the joke. It's it. Tell me that. Don't go. My boyfriend always get mad at me because anything with a slightly wrong and I'd say I'm going to become the j wait, have you seen? Oh, there's a video of a guy, Elon Musk is speaking...

...in this guy in the crowd. Already. It gets worse because this guy, he gets the microphonies like I don't actually have a question. I'm a super genius, like Wolf and I. I would like to come on board of Tesla as the vice chairman. He just walked up to say that. He walked up to the micro. It was like a q and he was like, I'm a super genius like you and people have not given me a second look in my life and I want you to give me a cycle. It was almost endearing because he was like hell, the balls disagree. Clearly he was going through some stuff something. It's like like the moment he was like, I'm I want to be vice chairman, and then you almost he's like we don't have a vicepit German position, so no, and then he says, okay, well, you know, I'll apply for CEO eventually, but like put me on the board of directors. That's the thing. Like he wasn't even ask for a job. That's what got me, because like he was asking for a job, like all right, that's like kind of learned scheer sample is Kinda, but he's like, I want to be in charge and the Mike. All right, you gonna come for your job its yeah, that's like, yeah, you have to be already rich. Is this man? That was what Elan asked after that. And then he said no, and he was like, Oh, could have had the job. He was like if you had a trust fund and like maybe had already committed some crimes against humanity, yeah, then you don't. Could if you operate three factories that don't abide by the Geneva Convention, then you're good to go. Then we'll but unfortunately, all you've done is being an Intel, I'm sure. So, Yep, broke your basic you took one fun online, supposedly men'sa Iq test. It told you you're a genius, I promise. And now here you are. He took Jake Paul's financial freedom. No, he was ready to, he was ready to take over. Test Them. Okay, I let's check the scores now, because this is interesting. So Austin's at twenty five, twenty, and the oars that twenty one. This is the closest we've might way have ever been. I wish I had a audience gasping. Yeah, we have a live audience for us. There were live at the beginning of the PODCAST, that's true. Now they're gone. Another another dead live audience. Another a dead audience. Every time you get a word wrong, they kill a studio. That's that's another one. This is her, her bloods on your hands. Now sex felling be hosted by saw, by Jig saw. Yeah, you get to learn about cuby now, an't you? Chris, Chris Walk Wax, and he's like, what's going on? We're at an hour fifteen. Oh, that's good, this is a special this is the the last two episodes of all that also been like our fifteen, our twenty. Some don't don't sweat it. Were really good. So you're not special. Yeah, you're basic. It's time to make this a lot longer. So, Hey, Austin, I just I think that we deserve a special office. I'M gonna I'm gonna drag thistles Thanksgiving episode, adars brother's birthday. Yeah, the holiday my family does without me, because I apparently don't count anymore. Oh No, I went to school twenty minutes away from them and they were like, oh, we already did thanks giving. What about second thanksgiving? We did Thanksgiving last week. It's like we tried to avoid you. It's fouldn't want you to talk about Christopher Columbus again, like the first week of November. Like so, what are we getting to? The other the like, Oh, we did Thanksgiving on Halloween this year's what about that? Second I can thanks coming, I can think. And we did Halloween on Labor Day this year. Yeah, I was busy doing toward de France allows when I first that's when I first block. Is that really a helicopter? Know, whine is the what gets me. Why do you? Because wine also makes me the most fun. It makes some of those talking until you are too drunk and you nice. I've never blacked out before, because you're a liar. You never be. President. I feel allergic to alcohol. Yeah, it really. Literally, Mid Party, I was like guys, guys, so as I'm like itching my arm, like freshman year, year. Oh No, this was like just all throughout, like no, I actually make this. You would drink at parties even though you were allergic. o Big done. Why did you just find something you weren't allergic to? It's the fun of it. Yeah, not not itching, but like senior year. And I'm like I finally, like for some reason took me that long to ask. You know, like Hey, guys, Um, you guys get itchy when you guys like drink. Everyone's like staring at me. I'm like like seriously, like none of you guys get like super, super itchy when you guys drinks. Happen? Happened to everyone up over here, like it's your looking body over here and like leading out over here, because it was like really itchy. And then yeah, and I was like, oh well, that's pretty good to know, as I proceeded to take another shot. I feel like Ben a drill...

...and alcohol is a bad combo. It's a great combo if you have a one to have a good time. Like Kevin Douglas, advocates take been a drill. Now he's back on me. Austin's in the clear. He's busy being allergic. We have men on doing podcast anymore. I agree. I agree. That's all, and I did a shot. But men, men love to do little bits. Welcome to my podcast. I'm gonna let some guys talk about film and see how long they can go without noticing I haven't set a word. We're at an hour. Okay, all right, round two. Word three of round two. This is Alstin's final word. If you get this right, Alstin, then you know, if you get this right and you do it in a British accent, you'll get you'll get five point five and it's a tie game. Blimey, men love accents. Men Love rewarding other men to get them ahead of women. I'll give you. I don't do I'm pretty I'll find something for you. Reward me one more time. All right. So I'm at my limit with you, Austin. What about doing your word, your word. Oh wait, context. This was the round seven word for Bamina Medini. She got this right in the word is rabbit. Rabbit. Blime me, you serious? HMM, rabbit? No, no, this is a trick. Trick. You want to ask the definition. You just want to see as a rabbi or don't assume. I need to know that the origins of this word. The origins. It's from late Middle English, from old French Rabot, which means abatement and recess. I would ask the definition. It's not what you think it is. What is the definition of this? It's a step shaped recess cut along the edge or in the face of a piece of wood, typically forming a match to the edge or tongue of another piece. Feels like, why would you do this? It's, like you said, this is last the last word, when you see something that's just not quite right, like disassociating. What is the word? I'm thinking of? Mental dissonance. You're having mental disonance right now. Thank you. What I believe in? What thing? Thank you. Um, actually, are you? You know I want that place. I don't know what I'm doing. So this is the last word of them. Okay, don't fuck it up. How? No, you only get one clue. I just decided up. Hold on, you had three, but you only whatever are the your options for me again, it's a reparation. Yeah, I'm an ally then calling themselves allies. Child, I can't wait and say I need a friend. I'm trying some crimes. Cannot Be freaking sorry. Say the word one more time. Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. I know it's really warm, classes are steaming. Maybe open the door. Just are Oh it really like? Oh, that's what are the I don't want too freaking I gotta play that backup round. Two years, Whoa? Two intense? Okay, there we go. Rabbits. This is this is deceptive. This is some mind game shit. This is what are different type. Okay, so I can ask. How many words, how many letters? How many words are want of board in the Word Rabbit? Use Your only clue. I love this. Neither I feel like I'm in like sign to the lambs. It's not very lust and daddy roll for anitiative. I want a phone, a friend. No, it's good in your phone. Oh Yeah, you're right, right, yea one attempt. Oh wait, that's probably like the worst one to do. It's gonna assume you mean the whatever you get. Yeah, you try to sabotage meal. You don't casual spelling be everyone for a number of letters. Or...

...should I which? Rabbit? Just rabbit, rabbit, fucking rabbit. How many letters are in this word? Six, got, got. This is I'm gonna, I'M gonna like be up all night because of this. Yeah, I'm gonna go home and I'm just going to stay at my ceiling. Is it mean that I only gave you one clue? I don't know. Kevin, is it? I don't know. You're the host. Oh God, this is someone home. Depends how many clues I need. That's how I'm gonna get help me. Rabbits. Rabbit smell like rabbits. However you want, you've got a by the end of this song. God, Austin, go get twenty eight second. It's just I don't know any more music after this. This is just a crush our, a B bt. It's just I just can't spell. But Rabbit beat you and, Oh my God, that's incorrect. I'm just gonna I don't want to steal this. Are you sure? I really? I assume I'M gonna get it wrong. I am sister. Should I spelled covey wrong. So I'm I'm feeling insecure. Okay, WE'RE gonna go to Alstin's house some day and it's just gonna be like in red scrabble. You want to know how it's really spelled, that we're not stealing it our AB beet. Oh Am, I sorry, I put the time can straight on you. That's pretty shitty. We went through two songs. What was I supposed to do? You're right, you're right. I stalling. Oh Yeah, you know, I think I have heard this part before. Rabbits. I've never heard of this. Probably had to build rabbits. It head to its text sap soiled it as ours just better. So I think. Yeah, she's like, look at me correct, I'm fine. Actually, no one look me up. As far as anyone I'm saying as he are a this bee. Cut that out in post. Really send it here? I can't. I can do that. I can cut this whole thing. It cut the whole Goddamn episode. Oh that's how bad it is. N No one's gonna hear this. It's fine scraping. Hold you'l okay, Dara, your final word. I don't think you can lose now, but I feel like no volleyball. They have mercy. Roll to the all right, your word, and round for Bavana Medini, our girl, our champ, are here, our third place jamp. She should you know who did get first. Her name is ze La Avant Garde. Wow, okay, she deserts, she deserves she's went through some shit off right incredible. She's being world records in basketball. They Avant Garde. Yeah, what? Yeah, are you dying? I'm not lying. No, she's she's right here on the president. I hope so. She's also real. Last name, I don't know. Is Mom Avant and her dad guard. Oh my gosh then, oh, that's what I'm assuming happened. We like at you, you date someone you like avant. My Name's Gorse. We have to get married. WHOA? We're destined for match bade in heaven. We're destiny. And Round Four. She spout this right, and the word for all the marbles is Lumbago. Well, you sounds like lambargo. How many? Oh, wait, hold on, I one clue. Yeah, yeah, I'd say what you want? Yeah, I mean all some willing ones. Yeah, but I will ask for the route. Oh Yeah, route, just too loud. I can't tell this gonna come out the root. The root is graphite from Latin Plumbago, which means a type of lead, or and a black lead from Latin plum bum which means lead. It also comes from Greek Molib Dana, which was used of yellow lead oxide, and also a type of plant, plant. I stopped Plum Bogo.

Okay, how many letters are this, baby boy, can I ask that my lad to? Yeah, eight letters. There's eight letters. Okay, here I go, Plumbago. I feel like I'm gonna this is going to be okay. You said eight letters. Eight letters. It's Nice thowing. Y'll excuse me. He l you m e a Geo plum bog. That is correct. Also sound to be dying. Oh Baby, congratulately shows on me a drink, just a well done. Well done, I guess I'll just die. Oh okay, yeah, unfortunately, as the part of the contract we signed to kill you, long as you're not killing yourself, I'll ever a murder. That feels wrong, except I feel like Alstin family would then be like, hey, excuse you, he said you could do that. You actually signed a waiver. It's in a contract with the contract. Yeah, okay, let me tell you up the scores real quick. Actually tally them. I miss something. What just happened? I just thought to pretend to eat the micro and then I said my teeth. Oh, I can't believe my miss I just heard a bump, click, was my fucking tooth. I thought it was much further. Okay, this is a this is the moment of truth. Final countdown. You guys ready? Should now. I'm sitting in this what is that? Our guests are bringing random items in at the room. I'm sorry, I think this rupted Allstin. Your final score. It's ten point five. Oh Hey, that's more than one. Hey, Adara, your final score and the now reigning champion, with, I sake, the second highest score ever. It's twenty six. Shit. Stop speech. I just would like to dedicate this win to corey gardener. We've had a really hard you know, we've had our ups and downs, but I will say that you suck shit. Eat this, Corey. I can we say that now that he's not a politician, he's he's just a civilian now, yeah, I could think a vote. Yeah, even worse. Yeah, I hope you get up flat tire. Corey Gardener, I hope he's listening. I hope he's like just like a spelling nerd's and he's like, it's a podcast just for me win, it is for this. Why are they talking Shit about my boy, Marco Rubio? What do you mean? I of Timey? No, all right, Adara, as our champion, you get to find a word for me to spell. where? So you can search scripts, you can just do whatever word you like. And while you do search for that, I'm going to think today's not sponsor. Okay, today's episode. WHO's not sponsoring today's episode? Today's episode is not sponsored by honey. Listen, I bought a pair of shoes online and I don't really care if you sponsor me or not, because honey's free and I already use it and I feel like a sponsorship will give me money, which is awesome. But like with Rayk on earbuds, I would get a free pair of raycoms. With hello fresh, I would get free meals. With honey, it's like whatever, I already have it. But I ad are did make fun of me for calling this a job when I'm not getting ready. Yes, so I think it would be nice to say that I have a job. I want to say that I have for jobs so that I can put this on my linkedin and I feel like once I get...

...a sponsorship, I can put this on my linkedin. Thank you, honey, for not sponsoring this episode. Yeah, of spell check spelling people. Honey should spoke. Okay, are you ready? I'm ready for my word. Okay, your word. Unfortunately, the British spelling is more fun, but I'm gonna ask you to spell the English spelling. Different kind of collegest. Is this a scripts word, or is this this is just a fun word. That was okay. It's always on the map, always on my yeah, okay, excuse me. What's the what is rain definition of this word? Noun, a physician or surgeon qualified to practice in gynecology. Hmm, what is the word? Origin? That's woman. Okay, I'll google. I figure that's very important to my process, very important. Yeah, I'll use it in a sentence. Hold on to Google, and now I have to spell it. Oh, no, it thinks I'm looking for one gynaclog. Just make delete history, I mean route I'm pretty sure it's going to be guy. No, Guy, Greek roots, got guide, Guine for women and leg study up, study of women, Study of woman. I guess you could say study it. Don't. Are you gonna say that? Say, no, I'm not. I'm a study of both. I study gynecology and I study man alogy, mom an Ology. I study fun phenomenon, MOM Amology, phenomena. This is our mother's Day. I study malfology. Okay, all right, I think I don't know if I need any I'm not going to do clues. I'm not going to do clues this time. I'm going and I'm going and Radu going into this appointment. This is a walking appointment. Yes, sir, Guy, in ecology. They don't. That's probably true. They also don't accept my help. And true. I'm sorry. Continue, Gee. Why? and Oh see, oh, it's hard with the music. L Oh gee. Why? Guy? No, cology. So your word was Guya College. So wrong from the beginning. It is Gyne. I thought it might be something. Oh, gist, the British version is Gyn a for some reason. Oh, I'm not gonna gets. Is going to college. May play that trip c Oh yeah, but I've got an appointment. I'm going. What do they say? Is the guys met in this, and I feel like the slang would be guy no, like I gotta go to the guy. You say guy no, but it's spelled I mean guy. No. One says I got to go to the guy any and in London that like I got go the gone. Yeah, that's to the one British person listening to this. I'm sorry, I'm not. I'm sorry, I fuck you. Do Better. Yeah, some dental and now officially blinds from the United Kingdom and I've never gotten a word right I needed. Damn well, that would have been the one to that was the one. I could have view it if you had listen to me say that we'd go to college. Yeah, sure, I just got so excited. Okay, and the music just gets you so highest on music. Man of you to put yourself to it's just so much more fun that way. Okay, final words from Austin. No, no, no, we always started the winner, a Dara, as our new reigning champion. You have any words of wisdom? Am I allowed to know? I'm not going to Um. Yay, good job team, really happy to be here. Yeah, shout out to Betty Betty White, I'm Corey Garden. All Right, Austin, any last words to all my fans and you know, a kingdom God. Thank you. This is Austin Foo signing off. I still get some Internet, eimal representation of the show. I haven't...

...had any across the pond folk. Yes, try, that's not true. I have had actually that episode is gonna but my American Act since has been very difficult to keep many actions. You did a good American acts. You really kept up the facade most of the show. Yes, I know. Thank you for doing thank you for having me. Well, this is why I was so me to British people. It was targeted team. Thank you for tuning in to speltic spelling. Be Our first episode out of the closet. WHOO. Well, for some of us. I've been out of other closets for a while, but this is my first time not recording in a closet. So thank you both for coming in first and thank you to our lives studio audience. Ye, for ruining your podcast. Thank you made it more lightning this. I want to do more live audiences. This is so much fun. So long. Farewell, Avoir Avoa Aribader Sheet I'm gonna mute all of us so people can just enjoy the music. Yeah,.

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